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PastPoop7/13/2003-The Interfist I don't know why but when I am trying to mind my own business and surf the internet looking for information on racists and sharks I come across the wierdest stuff. One might say that the internet sexually harasses me. Take the other day for example - I am searching for pics of skin heads in the yahoo image search and what do I find? This - the Player Gallery. What the hell is that? I know there are skinheads in there but since when do you describe these pictures as merely 'skinhead'? I could understand coming across that site if I were looking for homo-erotic art, but I wasn't. I was looking for SKINHEADS! Thats a bit unnecessary if you ask me. If the interenet were a company I would sue them. Sue them long and hard. Long and hard. Oh yeah. In fact if the internet were a person, a man lets say, I would bend them over their dining room table and put my fist up his ass. Hard. Oh yeah. That's all a figure of speech and I would never do any of that mind you. I'm just saying that if I could I would anally rape the internet with my arm. Punch fisting you know? No big deal. Just flex the junk a little bit. It's scary sometimes. Some of it doesn't bother me that much except when it wants payment for the sights that it claims it will show me. Only problem with that is that I don't want to pay the money for it. Here be an example. I was looking for pictures of a industrial shredding machine in the yahoo image search and I was shown a picture of a small prop plane that looked liked it had been chewed on. I was curious. This is what I given after clicking on the pic. Not displeasing but it was very dissapointing to discover that I would have to shell out the dough in order to continue. I would sue the internet for getting my hopes up to. Beat them with it. I think the main problem is that yahoo and google don't filter any of their link submissions. I know it would be impossible to sort through millions and millions of pictures but they should atleast try. I'm tired of coming across picures of ripped gay dudes flexing their package, male on male anime action, and dumb asses in general when I am looking for completely unrelated material. I say down with the internet and yeah for porn. -HighPulp |
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